Well, I was saying to myself the other day "You need to post something." A couple of days later, I was still too busy getting plastered and thinking about naked video game characters to post anything, so I called up Good ol' Alita and Ironsides. Yeah, whatever.
Okay! So, since we used up our three measly weeks of paid vacation, it's time for another interview. Yay.
Today we're interviewing... I don't know. Who are we interviewing? Evk didn't tell me anything except "YOUR HAIR'S SMELL... GOOD".
Hmmmm... smells like chocobos. I wonder who it is?
What! You don't know who I am? I'm the most famous chocobo of all!
You mean we're intervewing Boko?!
What? That PUNK? No! I'm the Fat Chocobo! The FIRST one! Everyone after me was just a cheap imitator!!
Yeah? If you're so famous, why do you smell so bad?
Because life sucks, kid. One minute you're storing Excalibur in your stomach, and the next thing you know you're out on the streets begging for some yuppie fuck to deposit a tonic in you.
Uh - well. Right. ANYWAY, let's get started.
Aren't we started allready?
Uh - well. Okay, let's move on then.
... did we even get a list of questions?
No. I guess we're gonna have to wing it.
I can 'wing it.' Get it? Wing it? I have wings! Look!
'Cause I'm a real chocobo!! I mean, I can't fly, y'know, but - but you - you shut your face!! I lived in the Big Whale! I was also in the Airship Invincible!
How did we get roped into doing this again?
I don't know. I think working for these guys was YOUR idea.
MY idea? All I know is, I said, "We need a job," and you said-
So - so then I says - so I says YOU WANT YOUR ADAMANTINE? THEN YOU COME UP HERE AND GET IT 'CUZ I AIN'T - ... you guys got any carrots? DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME! I CAN SMELL THEM!!
Where did he get that whiskey from?
YOU NKOW WHA DI THS TO ME!? WHIETH LOSS. BEIN PUT ON DIET LOSIN 200 PONDS AN YOUR OUT OF WURK!! GAHH ITS TEH SYSTM I TELL YAH! *hic*
Who would have guessed?
I gave up my weekend of cheep booze and Starcraft for THIS?
AN I DON"T RPRECIATE THA JOKE- YO MOMMA SO FAT I SHTORE MY TIEMS IN EHR, YA KNOW THAT ONE.l HARG Well Let me ask you THIS - how can ace be one AND eleven!? WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD ALLOW THAT?!!?
Hey! Stop ripping off The Simpsons!
HEY! YOU.... YOU... I... CHOCOBUCKLE!!?
Forget this. I have SOME pride.
Well we have to have some article...
FERGET THIS. AHM OUT TO THE TRACKS.