After several hours of furious masturbating, WrexSoul recieves the review and looks it over. Although the reviews are such shining masterpieces that they do not really need editing, WrexSoul selflessly adds too-long boring jokes and needless sentences in a ceaseless quest for literary perfection and a feeling that he's more than an HTML monkey. Haha. Yeah, update that main page. No, you can't write an article.

This is also where he decides that the review wouldn't be complete without some form of hacked screenshot or whatnot.

You're too late!  The resurrection of Count Dracula has begun!  He has come to cleanse this world with the searing flames of chaos! Ooh bet you didn't expect that one!  I bet you were like "Aww he'll never resurrect Count Dracula!"  But I did!  Oh!  Now what're you gonna do about it? Huh?  Huh?  Gonna run home and cry to mommy!?  Well I tell you what? YOUR MOMMY'S LAST WORDS WERE "DESPISE ALL HUMANS!" OOH HOW YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?!

Even though the reivew is, at this point, completely done, it cannot be posted for at least fifteen days. The reason this cannot be done is that, if the Stove were to be updated more than twice a month, the resulting exhaustion - half an hour a month - would grind Evk and WrexSoul down. No one can work under such an inhuman work schedule that demands THREE bunches of eight paragraphs a month. That's just crazy. Do you know how much work it takes to come up with a joke like "Oh yeah?! Well... well uh... OHHHH!! OHHH!"? A lot. More than you'll ever exert, you.

Written by Evk and WrexSoul and was posted on 4-29-01.
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