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                          Games We DON'T Miss
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	Sure, we all remember the classics. But what about games that just blow
and we're glad are gone? Here's a retrospective. 


Battletoads

	This was an OK game, except for the fact that to beat the third level you
had to memorize every jump. You're riding this motorcycle and these walls
appear, and you have to jump them or move up and down. Eventually they're
coming so fast that only a jedi could do it. And that's the third stage.
It gets harder.

Bart Simpsons VS The Space Mutants

	Hopes are never high for a lisence game, and this one blew. What you have
to do is go around and blow up or cover everything purple. Apparently the
aliens can only gain power from purple things - err, right. God forbid
they ever discover purple paint. Anyway the game really kicks your ass,
which isn't the problem, but the problem IS that the first level all
trial-and-error, and if you screw up you start at the beginning. Nelson
catch you? Start over. Placed the rockets wrong to hit the purple windows?
Start over. Skateboarded wrong? Start over. Did'nt collect enough money?
Start over. God only knows what level two was like.

Legend of the Shining Holy Sword Saga Dungeon Fantasy Quest IV

	OK, I made that one up.

Captian Planet

	One hit in this game is a game over. Do I need to say any more?

Blaster Master

	I know a lot of people like this game, but I have no idea why. I
personally don't like it because it's a below-average platformer with the
worst thing a platformer can have, sluggish controls. Your tank goes
everywhere but where you want it to go - into lava, water, enemies, etc.
Getting out of the tank isn't so bad, but when half a game is bad and half
is medicore you don't have a very good game.

Mario Paint

	I know a lot of people enjoyed this game, including me before I
discovered Paintbrush. But really, it's just a cheap paintbrush program.
PAINTBRUSH, PEOPLE!

Skate or Die

	In the great realm of shitty skating sims, the king truely is Skate or
Die. This game is enjoyable for about six minutes. Any time spent after
that is legally some sort of abuse, or should be.

Mystic Quest

	What more do I need to say?

A Boy and his Blob

	This is a bad puzzle game. While, theoretically, you can solve the
puzzles in all sorts of diffrent ways by making your blob turn into
diffrent shit, in practice there is really only one solution. Sometimes it
seems like there's none at all and they're just screwing with you. 

Track 'n Field

	This was a game that used the Power Pad. But you could win every time by
putting all four of your limbs on the pad and pumping them for all you're
worth, thus acheiving and holding maximum speed in about two seconds. I
suspect if they did'nt have a ceiling speed limit your guy would be going
about 700 MPH. Works even better with two people!

Micky Mouse

	This was one of the first games. You're Micky, and you have to save
Minnie. Bluto or some guy chases you and you can shoot fireballs. I forgot
most of this game, for a good reason. Also did I mention you shoot
fireballs? Micky Mouse? Am I missing something?

Secret of the Stars

	Let me give you two examples from the game's intro to illustrate the
crapulence of this game:
		"Monsters came to the island due to earthquakes".
	OK, I had a second example, but I blocked it out of my memory. What I do
remember is that you fight a talking cat. He's named 'Cat-Boo'. Sweet
jesus, someone get me some cheap booze, fast.



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