ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ ,-¨-. ___________________________________________________ _____ |¨-¨| /¨.-------------------------------------------------.`\ _=¨_____¨=_ | || Sal Stove December Bonus! Cost: 250 GP || / /¨|¨|¨\ \ | || Game Over || \_ \_|_|_/ _/=| || Salamando's Stove DECEMBER Issue Addendum: || / ¨=_______=¨ \ || || |_ ¨¨¨¨¨ _| || SOOOO, I'M SITTING IN THE LAB... || ( ¨==_//¨¨/\\_--¨ ) || || |¨...||(=O||_==¨| \`._________________________________________________.'/ //¨¨\\\__\// / `---------------------------------------------------¨ ||//__ ¨¨¨¨¨__\\ h t t p : / / s a l a m a n d o . 2 y . n e t \\ ¨¨¨¨¨/\ `\¨| /\ \¨\ /¨/ /\ \¨\ ||`|--. ... // .==. \\ //\\ || //\\ | \ / | //\\ | \ || ||¨\\ //¨\\ //¨¨\\ \\ ||__|| || ||__|| ||\\//|| ||__|| ||\\ || || || || || \`--. __ || ||--|| || ||--|| |#### |#####-||###| \#| |# ##### || _`¨¨.\ \\__// || || ||__/ || || #| || #| |# ||# #| |#_/# \\_// \\__// ---- -- -- ----- -- -- -### -- #- -# --# #- -#- ### --- `--¨ # # # # # # # #### # ### # ##### ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ So I'm sitting in the lab ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ So I'm sitting in the lab and this idiot comes up. And she, as so many before her, just stares at me for a good ten seconds until I say "Can I help you?" Then she says "I'm, like, double, clicking? But my file, like, won't like open?" So, I march over to her computer and find she's trying to open a .woc file. Having never seen a woc file before, I ask "What format did you save this in?" Her reply is "Uh... floppy?" ARRRRRHHHHHHHH So I'm sitting in the lab trying to finish my due today African paper and this woman comes up and says "Question: My screen has been frozen for five minutes". So I get up to take a look. Her computer isn't frozen, but she's managed to freeze Word by taking her disk out as it was saving to her disk. Apparently since it takes longer than one second to save to a disk that must mean she should take it out in the middle of saving. BOY THE THINGS I LEARN WORKING HERE So it's 5:49 and I'm sitting here and trying not to think about the now 16 labs I owe or the fact that I won't be home for five hours probably because of the long drive and people who are about as smart as steam coming out of a potato in a microwave asking fucking stupid questions like T DR HAMMER WHAT IS GREP!??!!189PRY BRAGH. Side note: I'm listening to the song "Revolution 9." It's fucking creepy. I think that the Beatles got stoned and decided to make a fucking creepy song about how creepy it is to have some fucking creepy guy saying "Number 9" repeatedly. ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ Contact Information ___________________________________________________________________________ ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ WrexSoul wrexsoul@salamando.net ICQ: 902240 AIM: WrexSoulll (FEAR!!!) \/. vvv Evk X Damascus evk@salamando.net ICQ: 11029633 AIM: ArchEvk (HATE!!!!) Rotting in the Gulag