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 Evk, a Poem

Evk
A poem, by WrexSoul
Best read in a Shatner-esqe fashion to bongos or a light jazz swing.

Evk smashy!
Crashy Crashy
Whoa man--
Serve me fondue in a gi!


Cleaning clock
Hwock bwock! Hwock bwock!
Wait--
I had the maid dream last night.


Death by Sailor Moon
Fill the room with poon.
Upon further reflection,
Let's open a Castlevania resturaunt.


Playing AC
Turgid daydream
!!!!!!!
Put down the mallet and drive!


Downloading Hentai
Schoolgirls must die
It's so early...
You guys wanna get a coffee or something?

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