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 From the Message History...
The following was found, dwelling in the very bowels of a forgotten file somewhere. Top professional cryptographers have managed to extract it and decode it for you to read here.

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     ICQ History Log For:    
             11029633  Evk
 Started on Fri Feb 26 17:10:03 1999
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WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:20 PM  Baaaaack

Evk        2/19/99  7:20 PM  I want a hymen

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:21 PM  Why?

Evk        2/19/99  7:21 PM  Why?

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:22 PM  Um, -- I forgot.  Sorry.  What was I saying?

Evk        2/19/99  7:22 PM  (smacks you out of Evk mode)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:23 PM  (snaps back)
                                  
                             Um, hi!

Evk        2/19/99  7:23 PM  Hi!
                                  
                             (steals your hymen)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:23 PM  Why do you want a hymen?!

Evk        2/19/99  7:24 PM  Now I've got one!

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:24 PM  Why do you want one?!
                                  
Evk        2/19/99  7:24 PM  That's none of your buisness you little
                             pervert!

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:25 PM  you want to pop it, don't you?! 

Evk        2/19/99  7:25 PM  No... I just want one to hug and to take to
                             bed every night and name it Ryoga

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:26 PM  ?!??!  What are you talking about?!  More
                             importatntly, what are you on?

Evk        2/19/99  7:26 PM  I wuv my hymen named Ryoga! And I'm not on
                             anything, you awful awful little troll of a
                             man! (runs)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:27 PM  ?!?  (is deeply worried)

Evk        2/19/99  7:28 PM  (hides with Ryoga the Hymen)
                                  
                             Okay, here's where this comes from:
                             I'm discussing hymens with some girl in
                             Chicago
                             And I just trained a cat in UO and named him
                             Ryoga and he's following me around and meowing

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:29 PM  Uh huuh.
                             Ok I get it

Evk        2/19/99  7:29 PM  Yeah kinda
                                  
                             Then Ryoga got eaten by a snake. That kinda
                             sucked

WrexSoul   2/19/99  7:30 PM  :O
                                  
                             That sucks.
                                  
                             So you want a hymen to replace him?
                             (BTW, Why are you talking to a chick about
                             hymens?  What are you talking about them?)

Evk        2/19/99  7:30 PM  Yes!
                                  
                             (Um uh, no reason)

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