THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

So it's been forever and a day.

We've had 2 updates in the last year. But that's all about to change... for we're planning the

Don't hold us to that. At least there's an update. A grand update. Heralding our glorious return, and a little bit of explanation as to our disappearance.

But glory behold: there is some graduation occuring soon, and that will mark a new era in free time and perhaps inspiration in retarded video game humor.

Meanwhile, check out that wonderful outfit I made myself for a costume party. Pretty swanky, huh?

Normally this is where text from the review goes.

But instead I'll just post a lot of nothing!

Some of you may have been watching E3 waiting for the next big, exciting game. And if you have, you've been wasting your time, because the most intense game I've ever played is already here.

Somehow I got hooked on listening to Tokimeki Memorial music. They were from the sequals actually what with the singing and the Monday something OO FOO FOO whatever. I blame Evk and his magical band of harvest sprites and constantly running Audio Galaxy. Anyway, somehow I ended up with a copy of the Tokimeki Memorial ROM on my computer, and so I decided to face it with my face.

Rarely does Evk's mad perverted quest for games where women beat up other women yield anything of interest for me. Super Fire Wrestler D or whatever and WWF Smack That Bitch Up 2001 aren't very high on my wishlist, sadly. But occasionally he finds a rare gem that finally fulfills my lifelong dream of being a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl.