We here at Salamando's Stove are not infallable. In fact, at times in our articles, features, and comics, we have made several slight errors. Somehow, through no fault of our own, we have alowed those errors to slip past us until their untimely posting. Instead of merely rectifying the erroneous files so that only those who bother to reread them will get the full story, we have decided to compile a list of mistakes we have made over the past 8 months.
In the MegaMan X4 review, Magma Dragoon is listed as 'Magmar Dragoon'. This was because WrexSoul has been reading too many Japanese FAQs.
In the Final Fantasy 8 OSV On Trial Part 1, Old Really Quick syndrome was abbrivated as ORD. This error was due to Satan giving me cancer.
In the Legend of the Red Dragon review, it was stated that 400 * 828 * 247 * 273 is 29332146200. In reality it is 22333147200. We apologize.
In comic number 75, "System Wars", the punchline read "Is that a tack sticking out of your eyeball, or are you just happy to see me?". The real punchline should have read "I'm a knight of the upper part of the face! Now let's dump this body quickly and with luck! Face Up!". This error was WrexSoul's fault, and as punishment, he has ben stood on his head for a week without external stimuli.
The More FF Job Classes on Trial article stated that holiness is prosecuting your father. In fact, this is only an example, and not an actual definition. This error was due to a ghost in the shell. We apologize.
The Super Wrestle Angels Review states under a screenshot "This is Brea preparing the vicious 'Noogie' attack". In reality, Brea is preparing to feast upon the brains of her opponent, and thus gain enlightenment.
The "Dreamcast/Dolpin/PS2" article reports that Salmon Rushdie was killed in Montanna in 1983. In fact, Mr. Rushdie is still alive. Our apologies to anybody inconvinced by this.
The second issue of Salamando's Stove promised "HORNI TENES ON UR DESKTOP". In fact, they are a pair of 24-year old highschool dropouts, and they are not on your desktop in any but the most figurative sense.
The Final Fantasy 8 review states that chocolate is the best kind of icecream. The best kind is, of course, squid. We apologize for the error. It was due to our idiot intern. He won't be bothering us any more, if you get my drift, wink wink nudge nudge.
In "On Trial - More FF Job Classes" it is stated that "The only way to free yourself from the crushing depression of life is to kill yourself and everyone around you. Do it! DO IT YOU LITTLE WORM!!". This mistake was due to incorrect spell-checking.
In our "Sage Words from the Fighter" article, it was written: "Hey, kids! Here's a neat trick! Find daddy's gun! Shoot daddy! Shoot mommy too, the whining bitch! Then turn the firearm upon yourself! It's the only way!" This was a simple spelling error.
The Dragonball GT Final Bout review contains the text "Hail our Lord Satan! Master of the universe! We heap praise upon thee, O dark master! We bow before your awsome majesty! You have only to direct us, and your will be done!" This this also a typo.
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Written by Evk and posted on 04-03-00.
This article is ©2000 Nick Hammer.
Evk@salamando.net
