... As you see, this is less than the usual spectacular results I usually get. Hardly a glorious return to lame video game jokes. In fact, there don't seem to be any video game jokes involved at all, so this is just right out.

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So I considered long and hard of doing a review. As we all know, the easiest way to crap out new content is to find a WACKY Japanese import and then slap some crazy, out of context screenshots, and make up jokes involving breasts and oblique references to philosophers.