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A standard physics equation is r = (m · v)/(q · B). So if you want to increase the radius, you can either decrease the magnetic field or charge on the particle, or increase the mass or velocity! The Hmongbeat move makes no use of this, instead just concentrating on bashing people's heads in!

Hmongbeat!

Remember, use it for a good cause, okay?!

Either way, when you whine at someone, they let their defenses down. So as long as you keep whining at them, they have no way to block against the mighty wrath of other people! Wouldn't it be nice to teach your Evk to whine at people for you? Well, that's why we've created the Tetra-whine move! Remember, walk with your Evk to teach him new tricks!

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Written by Wrexsoul and posted on 02-24-00.
This feature is ©2000 Zach Francks.
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