Aria di Profonditą Saturate
By Evk
Sung to the tune of Aria di Mezzo Caraterre (the Opera Scene from FF6)

Ooooh WrexSoul, so far away now, 
will I ever see you online?
Hmong goes hwock bwock, like you go hurf burf, 
this is just a fading boner
I'm the hentai, you're the napkins, 
our love's bigger than Shampoo.  
In every way, I will always play 
only you, my playlist file.
Must I forget you? Our lost downloads?  
Will XOOM kick us off today?
What shall I do? I'm bored without you.  
Come chat with me once moooooooore.

(Evk goes up and sees a N/A ghost of WrexSoul.  He chats with him for a while,
but WrexSoul doesn't reply.  Instead he turns into poon, which Evk carries to the balcony.)

I must reboot now.  I'll play Starcraft
But I'll stay on ICQ
Ere I type away  let me hear you reply
You want to go make comics
So gently, you probed my depths
I will be forever bored.
Come what may, I won't crash today
I'll wait for you always

(Evk throws the poon off the balcony)


Come back from N/A, WrexSoul!

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