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From the Message History... |
The following was found, dwelling in the very bowels of a forgotten file somewhere. Top professional cryptographers have managed to extract it and decode it for you to read here.
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ICQ History Log For:
11029633 Evk
Started on Fri Feb 26 17:10:03 1999
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WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:20 PM Baaaaack
Evk 2/19/99 7:20 PM I want a hymen
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:21 PM Why?
Evk 2/19/99 7:21 PM Why?
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:22 PM Um, -- I forgot. Sorry. What was I saying?
Evk 2/19/99 7:22 PM (smacks you out of Evk mode)
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:23 PM (snaps back)
Um, hi!
Evk 2/19/99 7:23 PM Hi!
(steals your hymen)
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:23 PM Why do you want a hymen?!
Evk 2/19/99 7:24 PM Now I've got one!
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:24 PM Why do you want one?!
Evk 2/19/99 7:24 PM That's none of your buisness you little
pervert!
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:25 PM you want to pop it, don't you?!
Evk 2/19/99 7:25 PM No... I just want one to hug and to take to
bed every night and name it Ryoga
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:26 PM ?!??! What are you talking about?! More
importatntly, what are you on?
Evk 2/19/99 7:26 PM I wuv my hymen named Ryoga! And I'm not on
anything, you awful awful little troll of a
man! (runs)
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:27 PM ?!? (is deeply worried)
Evk 2/19/99 7:28 PM (hides with Ryoga the Hymen)
Okay, here's where this comes from:
I'm discussing hymens with some girl in
Chicago
And I just trained a cat in UO and named him
Ryoga and he's following me around and meowing
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:29 PM Uh huuh.
Ok I get it
Evk 2/19/99 7:29 PM Yeah kinda
Then Ryoga got eaten by a snake. That kinda
sucked
WrexSoul 2/19/99 7:30 PM :O
That sucks.
So you want a hymen to replace him?
(BTW, Why are you talking to a chick about
hymens? What are you talking about them?)
Evk 2/19/99 7:30 PM Yes!
(Um uh, no reason)
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