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     ICQ History Log For:    
             11029633  Evk
 Started on Fri Feb 26 17:10:03 1999
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WrexSoul   2/18/99  9:37 PM  Boy I oughta smack you!
                             Get back onlin you cheap ho!

Evk        2/19/99  5:50 PM  (prostrate self, await beating)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:50 PM  (SMACKBEAT) (BEATSMACK)
                                  
                             Where have you BEEN?

Evk        2/19/99  5:51 PM  In Ultima Online
                                  
                             Must chop wood! Must make things! Must mine
                             ore! Must make clothes!!
                             WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:52 PM  (KILLS YOU to put you out of your misery*
                                  
                             You've been absorbed!

Evk        2/19/99  5:53 PM  (chops you down) (uses Tinkering Tools on you
                             and makes you a clock case) (makes you also
                             into Gears, Springs and Axles) (uses Gears on
                             Axles and makes Gear Axle) (uses Springs on
                             Gear Axle and makes clock parts) (uses clock
                             parts on clock case and makes clock) (sells
                             clock for 13 gold)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:54 PM  AAhhh!
                                  
                             That's so tedious!  And you enjoy this?!

Evk        2/19/99  5:55 PM  (drools) Ultima.... online... (dips you in a
                             vat of Clothes Coloring and turns you bright
                             blue)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:56 PM  Hey---- stop that
                                  
                             What about talking to me?! What about Civ II?

Evk        2/19/99  5:56 PM  (drools) (chops you down) (uses Dovetail Saw)
                             (makes you into a wooden throne)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:57 PM  Why? Why, Evk?

Evk        2/19/99  5:57 PM  (drools) (double clicks Shovel) (clicks on you
                             and mines you) (Forges you into WrexSoul
                             Ingots) (makes some WrexSoul Bracers out of
                             them)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:58 PM  Stop it!

Evk        2/19/99  5:59 PM  (drools) (double clicks Tailor tools) (makes
                             you into a blue Tricorn hat)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  5:59 PM  (screams!)
                                  
                             STOP YOU CRAZY CRAZY MAN

Evk        2/19/99  6:00 PM  (drools) (yells) BRASS MONKEY! FUNKEY MONKEY!
                             (puts on thigh-boots, a black cape and half an
                             apron so everyone sees my ass when I run)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:00 PM  (SCREAMS)

Evk        2/19/99  6:01 PM  (drools) (deposits you in the bank)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:01 PM  What?! What does that have to do with
                             anything?

Evk        2/19/99  6:02 PM  Uh
                             I don't know

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:03 PM  What happened to the Evk I once knew?!  Where
                             did he go?
                             (lets out a wail of pure mourning sorrow and
                             grief)

Evk        2/19/99  6:04 PM  (chops up fish) (cooks them on a campfire) Buy
                             Ultima Online! Yeah, you!! (advances on you
                             menacingly with Hatchet [Practice Weapon])

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:04 PM  (WAAAH!!!)
                             I have no money!  I have no time! I'm busy!

Evk        2/19/99  6:05 PM  BUY IT! OR DIE LIKE THIS TREE!!!! (chops)
                             (curses at "You hack at the WrexSoul for a
                             while, but produce no useable Wrex") 

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:05 PM  (makes a whimpering bleeaugh sound)

Evk        2/19/99  6:06 PM  (chop chop chop)
                             (gets "You put some Wrex into your backpack")
                             Yay!
                             (uses Dovetail Saw and makes a WrexThrone)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:07 PM  (cry)

Evk        2/19/99  6:07 PM  (sells you to Adriana the Carpenter)

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:07 PM  (cries sullenly in store window.)

Evk        2/19/99  6:08 PM  (feels bad and buys you) What the hell am I
                             going to do with this?

WrexSoul   2/19/99  6:09 PM  (kinda scuffles around)

Evk        2/19/99  6:10 PM  (chops wood) I know this sounds boring, but
                             it's really actually incredibly interesting

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