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From the Message History...

The following was found, dwelling in the very bowels of a forgotten file somewhere. Top professional cryptographers have managed to extract it and decode it for you to read here.

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     ICQ History Log For:    
             11029633  Evk
 Started on Fri Feb 26 17:10:03 1999
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WrexSoul   2/22/99  8:33 PM  I'm Punmaster

Evk        2/22/99  8:34 PM  General?

WrexSoul   2/22/99  8:35 PM  Punmaster 3K v2.1b actually.  I'm a mainframe
                             in Wisconsin using the world's largest
                             database on puns, vernacular, sayings,
                             rhymes, and idioms to create the world's
                             funniest puns.

Evk        2/22/99  8:35 PM  Which still suck.

WrexSoul   2/22/99  8:36 PM  They've very punny.

Evk        2/22/99  8:37 PM  (SMACK)

WrexSoul   2/22/99  8:37 PM  And with the Punmaster 3k's quad 500 Mhz processors I'm the -- fastest pun
                             in the west

Evk        2/22/99  8:38 PM  SHUT UP ALLREADY! I HATE puns! I loath them!

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