Subject: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Jacobo_the_Curious (user, 35 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 3-31-2002 2:30 PM *little boy with horns, brown hair, and yellow raincoat walks into the forum* .... My therapist taught me to let out all of my emotions!! See, watch, I can do it! *takes deep breath* Magical Super Kitty Smile Explosion! ^(=~^_^~=)/^/ Hello everybody my name is Jacobo the Curious oh wow, oh wow, I'm actually on a real forum I'm so excited I'm a big fan of your page you guys!!!!! Oh wow Oh wow this is so cool I'm actually talking to you guys Oh wow! You're like famous I love reading your site IT'S SO FUNNI! =^_^= I wish I could be a writer like you guys! *pants, suddenly gets depressed* I tried! There was that time I sent in the review and then it didn't get put up and my mom had to go to the hospital again because I broke another vase and the policeman cried. But it's okay!!!!! Because ridalin is good and Jesus loves me MORE THAN YOU BKLMGMMGLM *gobbles down sedatives* Oh, oh whew, oh my, oh dear. *clutches to sleeves of yellow raincoat* Mmmph.. *glances around* .... This reminds me of that one episode of Pokemon where there was that old guy and he could talk to Pikachu but nobody believed him and they thought he was a conman but actually he wasn't and it turned out that he was being conned by the conmen and they had their electric magnemites and they tried to destroy the Pokemon center but Pikachu stopped them and everyone was happy. *pants again* I like unicorns. And I like Salamando's Stove! I want More reviews, more articles, yay! I'm playing funny japanese games and I want to help out! I bet I'm qualified! Just look at me!! I can do it! JUST LIKE THE LITTLE FUCKING BLUE TRAIN I'M GONNA DO IT, DON'T TRY AND STOP ME MAN, I'LL DO IT, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL *gobbles down sedatives* .... I think there should be a story and it would be a multi-author epic and it would be the adventures of Evk and WrexSoul and their travels through magical hentai worlds and and and unicorns and and slurpees and and and it would be just like a real video game with leveling up and stuff only better because yeah and um it would be FUNNI! =^_^= too. I would be a Monk because I'm good at controlling my emotions. And then I'd advance to Unicorn Trainer and Slurpee Crafter and OH WOWW IT"D BE SOO C00L WOULDN'T IT? WELL GOD FUCKING DAMN WOULDN'T IT? YOU FUCKING FREAKS SITTING AROUND ON YOUR ASSES, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LIVING? WHY HAVEN'T YOU IDIOTS REALIZED THE POINTLESSNESS OF LIFE, THE FUCKING *gobbles down sedatives* .... Eeeeeerrrrrr *passes out*

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: mamacita (user, 193 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 3-31-2002 6:14 PM ...k!

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: bdeberry (user, 385 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 3-31-2002 9:51 PM I have one thing to say to this. . .. ... SUGAR STOOPIES!

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: WrexSoul (moderator, 705 posts) | Edit | Reply | Post Post Date: 3-31-2002 10:15 PM :D ... (backing away slooooowly) :D (holding L1+R1)

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Futility (user, 14 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 3-31-2002 11:56 PM Ditto

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: ZedPower (user, 7 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-1-2002 4:30 AM A new challenger? Fuck, kid, I've been trying to beat M.Bison for half an hour now. If I lose to you, you owe me. Understood? Now go home and be a family man.

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Eilan (user, 370 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-1-2002 2:52 PM Jacobo- what kind of crack are you on! and where can I get it! ;-)

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Jacobo_the_Curious (user, 35 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-1-2002 2:59 PM *wakes up* ... ... ow ... I wrote a review! I wrote two! I mailed them in! Haha! Because I'm funny... LOOKIN! HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE HAHAHAHAHAHA must...refrain...from...drugs... ... It's this one about this SNES game called Royal Conquest which is the medieval version of Lemmings only you kill people, and a game called Ganbare Goemon 4 which is actually cool only there's a girl that looks like Evk with his wig so I decided to review it! Please like it Oh please Oh please oh please I don't know what I'd do if It was bad and my Illusions about my writing skills were shattered and then I couldn't be a part of salamando's stove and then I'd just be another kid with horns and a yellow raincoat and a severe medication dependence who writes incredibly long run-on sentences that take up entire paragraphs! *pants* And then five months ago I did reviews on Yuu Yuu Hashuko Special Edition and umm Cyborg 009. Evk said the first one was FUNNI! ^_^ FUNNY LOOKIN HAHAHAHHAHAHLSDJDKL *gobbles down sedatives* ... I'm good. I'll fit in. I swear. I won't break anything. You believe me, right? I'll be calm. I'm always calm. WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING ME? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, OH GOD, OH JESUS WHY MUST I *gobbles down sedatives* ... ... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr ... *passes out*

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Futility (user, 14 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-2-2002 10:38 AM The preceeding was a paid advertisement for Showtime Rotisserie Ovens.

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: WrexSoul (moderator, 705 posts) Delete | Edit | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-3-2002 9:06 PM SO I think I've worked up the guts to reply to the reviews I got. They're very uh- Well! Full of sedative gobbling! And uh, interesting? ANYWAY that's not the point. The point is that it would look really lame for us to not post a new review in 5 months only to turn around and post someone else's stuff. We really ought to pull out of the slump by ourselves, and we've decided to, as soon as it's convenient. On a third and final note, we have an unofficial prescedent of not posting reviews people have sent us. Several individuals in the past have sent us reviews, and we've rejected them. Well "rejected" isn't nearly as accurate as "ignored." But besides that, almost all the submitted articles we've gotten have since been culled from the site, so we've pretty much sank to coming up with our own work. Which really is to be expected.

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Jacobo_the_Curious (user, 35 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-3-2002 10:04 PM Chyeah! So you mean I have to learn HTML myself and make up my own website? But, but...! ...I'm lazy! ...And stupid. But I respect your decision! ... But-- ... I-- ... Well-- ... ... Can't you give me a corner or something? ^_^

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: WrexSoul (moderator, 705 posts) Delete | Edit | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-3-2002 10:16 PM Let's just say "maybe" for now. We're very lazy ourselves, and we have a lot of stuff we're not doing right now.

Subject: Re: IT'S A NEW CHALLENGER Posted by: Evk (moderator, 27 posts) Delete | Reply | Post Post Date: 4-5-2002 1:22 PM SARCASTIC FACE PARTY: ;_;

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