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Crayon Shinchan 2

For every game that's released to America, there are three that aren't. Okay, I'm not too sure on that figure, I just made it up. But it isn't that far of a stretch, either way. Well there must be a reason for these astonishing figures. One is space reasons. Others are monitary concerns, and marketability in America. Another reason is games like this. So just remember that it's not always a bad thing we don't get every single game. Otherwise you may end up playing CS2 or some other hellish abomination... in English.

They say you can't judge a book by its cover. This is the obvious exception
The future of interactive television.
The infamous Super Sexy Ass Dance, in action.
You know, I think this guy was in the Silent Hill school.
Normally I'd try to put a witty comment about the screenshot here. I'm at a loss for this one, though.
Although you can't tell from this picture, there's a radon gas leak in this house.
Hey, at least it's better than the costumes in the Batman movies.
The original title of the game was "Shinchan's Super Dressup Surprise!", where you ran around in various stupid costumes, fighting for great justice. Only the name changed.
His hand... is stuck in a house... Do you get it? I don't get it.
Nothing attracts roaches quite like swinging your genetalia around. Might I add that that's a really phallic elephant.
Follow your dog to solve the only thing close to a puzzle in this game.
I don't care about the free lives, I just like making the dog sick.
Both Shinchan and the elephant recieve mutual satisfaction.
The backgrounds were created on state-of-the-art SGI graphic workstations, creating a stunning illusion of reality.
The designers couldn't pass up the opportunity for a stupid vehicle stage.
Notice the phallic nature of the cannon on the submarine.
Mode 7, in all its' scaling, spinning glory. Also notice the previously notid phallic cannon is now apparently flaccid.
Here's the stage-selection screen. ...Whatever.
This translates phonetically as su-ka, sucker.
A gumball machine. In the sky. You don't question these things, foo.
Good thing this rope is tightly secured to a FLOATING post.
There is no way in HELL you are using my chapstick.
Shinchan defines his sexual identity, much to the delight of an angry lesbian activist.
Re-live the Gradius experience why doncha'.
Screw the spacesuit, next time I go in space I'm wrapping myself in a condom too.
Awww cute baby dino just spit up on me.
Hey, scary metal mushrooms give me hershey squirts too.
I didn't know there was a crossover from Chocobo Racing in here.
A prize awaits those who can determine the sex of this final boss.
This looks like a scene from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Saved by possibly the only one stupider looking than you. Did he get rejected from the Power Rangers or what?
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Written by Cali-X and posted on 2-27-00.
This article is Š2000 Calvin LaMont.
cali6_6_6@yahoo.com

Salamando's Stove is all a big ol' Š1999-2000 Zach Francks and Nick Hammer.