WHAT YOU SAY, VESTALMAN?! ~~~~~TILDES, ASTERISKS, AND YOU *******

This article contains spoilers, so don't read it and then write me mail calling me a fag. Or do. That would be pretty funny.

This article is a rather long debunking of a history of the Final Fantasy series, so if you don't know or care about Final Fantasy, I suggest you depressurize now. Or you can watch Andrew Vestal make an ass out of himself. Then again, if you don't care about Final Fantasy, why the hell are you here?

Once there was a site called www.videogames.com, and a guy named Andrew Vestal wrote something for them called "The History of Final Fantasy".

But he fucked up all over the place. From overstated opinions to flagrant errors, his article reeks of poor craftsmanship. Really perhaps it should be changed from "History of Final Fantasy" to "Reviews of Every Final Fantasy" where each game is just some variation on the same butt-kissing review he always writes. Won't you come with me on a magical journey to discover the truth and perhaps scream WHAT YOU SAY, VESTALMAN!?!

Text is taken verbatim from the original at http://videogames.gamespot.com/features/universal/finalfantasy_hs/

Written by Evk and WrexSoul a bit and was posted on 12-15-00.
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