SUBMIT A LINK
To submit a link, simply use THIS LINK (<-- click there) and fill out the appropriate fields. We'll post your site whenever we get a links page working which will probably be when we get a lot of links ready.
Hey you wanna submit something? Great! We get a large amount of our content from user submissions (we're lying here), because hey- we're a video game page of the masses. Not some stuck-up hand-picked site with our head up our asses (cough most VG 'news'-sites). And we're not some 'we only want serious reviews but always give any game, no matter how mediocre, a 7.' (Cough Game Spot) So you, too, can join the few, the proud, the homoerotic, the pool of people who write/wrote for the Stove! However, before you waste our valuable time sending us something make sure the following conditions apply:
VG related. We don't want an article about how Gundam Wing is L33TR than Evangelion because this is a video game page dammit.
Be funny. You can write about almost anything videogame related as LONG AS IT'S FUNNY. You can drone on for pages and pages about upcomming games but if it's not funny it won't be up here.
If you're reviewing a game, try to avoid doing something already done. Unless you REALLY REALLY want to. Then it better be good.
We may want to edit/spice up/send back your article for tweaking. We won't post any changes if you don't want us to, but we're only trying to make a better finished product and hope you understand that.
If you're reviewing a game, it's also a good idea to do obscure games, or games that aren't mainstream. After all, you can go anywhere for a review of every hot new game that comes out.
That is unless everyone gives it rave reviews and you think it sucked. Then you better have a good reason, but we'll likely post it because counter-culture is good. Especially if you have good justifiable reason. But not for counter-culture's sake alone.
Okay if those apply, send an email with it attached as a plain .txt file (no fucking .docs, please). All email should be sent to our resident submissions secretary, receptionist, and sad robot, SadBot. (email@example.com) He'll take care of you and treat you right. Right sadbot?
WHY WOULD I CARE? LEAVE ME IN PEACE TO CONTEMPLATE THE NEVER-ENDING PARADE OF HORRIBLE FAILURES AND BRIEF BLASTING MOMENTS OF PAIN THAT IS MY PATHETIC LIFE.
Hahaha. Also note that we post crap at our leisure, so if you don't see your article posted sixteen minutes after you submit it don't send us mail like 'WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REVIEW' or we'll hit you with an IV stand.