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Sometimes while sitting and doing absolutely nothing, a puxic ooze will dribble from our slack-jawed mouthes, spilling into our keyboards and causing horrific monsters to suddenly appear. Then again, sometimes when we're just sitting there, we make miscellaneous stuff that is obnoxious, weird, and ready to jump out there and perhaps poke you with a sharp stick.

Though it's not exactly easy to classify, this stuff is pretty much anything that's too short to be a feature or makes no sense or who the fuck knows. I don't care, just click a link then click another! Get me some Biccardi.

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