| Full Name: | WrexSoul. Yes, just WrexSoul, smart-ass! |
| Nickname(s): | WrexSoul, Wrex, that one-guy |
| Siblings: | On white or wheat? |
| Hair color: | I haven't checked under my pope-hat for years. |
| Eye color: | Anime. Huge, glittery, blue. |
| Height: | Flames and burning 8-armed cross included, 7' 6". |
| Attitude: | Just take a wild guess, dumbass |
| Any other screen names: | WrexSoulll or WrexSoul_, Salamando, Evaporated Whelk, Boreal Face, Gryphos, Markeh, Alaron, IHeartTifa, Pikachu28938 |
| Birthday: | Today. Give me something, you ungrateful ho. |
| Birthplace: | The Abyss |
| Where you live now: | In Cyberspace with Evk and Avk, Square, Dog, Ramen Broth Man, and Nukey-Nuke |
| Age: | YES PLEASE!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA |
| School: | Furinkan High |
| Grade: | Senior, class 2-E |
| Enemies: | Kuno, Gosunkugi, Mousse, Ryoga, Face, Bloogh |
| Funniest person you know: | Dan Rather |
| Best girl friends: | There's this chinese ho and a resturaunt owner who fight over me with some psychopath in a leotard and a flat unatractive boor. |
| Best guy friends: | That ArchNerd guy. You know, the one. |
| What would you like to be when you grow up: | Belfast, Ireland |
| Where would you like to live when you grow up: | Bon Jovi |
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| HAVE YOU EVER |
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| Done drugs: | Drain-o |
| Smoked: | Drain-o |
| Drank: | Drain-o |
| Kissed: | The statue at the Lincoln Memorial. |
| Stayed up all day: | No. I usually crash at 11 AM |
| Been in love: | Yeah, but only to use the restroom and get gas. |
| Lied: | Every night when I go to bed |
| Cheated on someone: | I couldn't find where to put the Game Shark |
| Stole: | I told the lady at Kinkos I was on the computer for 40 minutes, but I was really on the computer for 64 minutes |
| Played strip poker: | No, Evk never sends me Hentai-games. |
| Watched I love lucy: | I was eaten by Fred Mertz's pants. |
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| When was the last time you thrown a party (not a birthday party, a real party): | I got a party right now.... in my PANTS! |
| What is the farthest you have ever been from your home: | China |
| What is the farthest you have ever been from your home without your parents: | I got lost a few times while I was in China... |
| What was the first thing you thought when you got up: | turgid |
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| DATING |
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| Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: | Yes, but not when I'm in my secret identity of Mr. Sexy |
| How far have you gone: | I got my shirt off once, but I was driving and I hit Evk on the head with a mallet. |
| Have you ever cheated on anyone: | I couldn't find where to put th.... HEY WAIT |
| Have you ever dated a friend's old mate: | I dated the first mate of a friend's ship once. |
| How far would you go on a 1st date: | Anywhere in-state. No further. |
| Have you had sex: | YES pLEASE hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
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| FAVORITES |
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| Color: | Black, like the color of my tortured and dismal existance. |
| Favorite names for a girl or boy: | Dog, Square, Bloog, Dong, Peter Pillow. |
| Favorite sport: | Calvinball |
| Favorite sports team: | The Hiroki Kikutas. |
| Favorite season: | Celtic music. |
| Favorite food: | Okonimiyaki ni kaita rabureta. |
| Favorite kind of music: | Salamando Radio |
| Favorite singer or band: | Dan Eagleston on Salamando Radio, Orbital. |
| Favorite soft drink: | Elf poon. |
| Favorite alcohol drink: | Biccardi 151 straight. |
| Favorite holiday: | We Love ArchNerd day. |
| Favorite car: | The WrexMobile. |
| Favorite movies: | I made a Flash 3 movie once... |
| Favorite actor: | Alucard Tepes |
| Favorite actress: | Richter Belmont |
| Favorite brand of clothing: | HOME OF THE BOKKEN underwear |
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| Where will you see yourself in 7 years: | In the mirror |
| What was the best time you had in your life: | That time me and Nukey Nuke were out on the trampoline in the back yard. |
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| FOR GIRLS |
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| What do you look for in a guy: | Rupees, Gald, Lens, GP, or Potions. |
| Who do you like: | Evk |
| Who do you hate: | Face, Bloogh |
| What is the first thing that attracts you to a guy: | Electromagnets and the plate in my head |
| Best smile: | Making a resturaunt out of Castlevania is a good idea. |
| Sexiest: | Mr. Sexy |
| Worst thing about guys: | They don't look as sexy in a bikini |
| Turn-Ons: | Salamando Radio, green hair |
| Turn-Offs: | Being a flying cat, being a giant face, being 1½ feet tall |
| What kinda clothes do you like guys to wear?: | HOME OF THE BOKKEN underwear |
| Do you like guys hair short or long: | Yes |
| Do you want guys to have earrings/tattoos: | Only if I implant them as torture or locating devices |
| Boxers or Briefs: | HOME OF THE BOKKEN underwear |
| Experience or Inexperience: | If they run away I better freaking get 100 AP |
| Funny or sexy: | HOME OF THE BOKKEN underwear |
| Describe the perfect guy for you: | he genetically manufactured perfect offspring of Evk and WrexSoul |
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| FOR GUYS |
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| What do you look for in a girl: | Green Hair, ponytail |
| What usually is the first thing that attracts you to a girl: | Strong Nuclear force |
| Bras or panties: | I wear neither, but YES PLEASE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1111 |
| Experienced or inexperienced: | If they escape I better get 100 freaking AP |
| Earrings or tattoos: | Only if they have Maxwell's demon stones in them. |
| Turn ons: | Green hair, ponytails, being a goddess |
| Turn offs: | Being a giant flying cat, giant face, or an undetonated nuclear device |
| Long hair or short hair: | Green |
| Thong or string: | $BIKINI = "glaaaah" |
| What kinda clothes do you like girls to wear: | My elite ninja army's uniform |
| Describe the perfect girl for you: | Green hair, goddess |
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| DO YOU PREFER |
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| Coke or Pepsi: | Jolt |
| Sprite or 7-up: | Coke |
| Money, cash, or hos: | RC Cola |
| Black or white: | For page backgrounds? |
| Short hair or Long hair: | Green |
| Blonde or Brunettes: | Green |
| Flowers or stars: | Stupid hippie?! |
| Comedy or Drama: | :O BURP |
| DMX or Jay-z: | Salamando Radio |
| Action or Horror: | Trevor Bellmont |
| Usher or Ma$E: | Salamando Radio |
| Blue or Green: | Green |
| Roller coasters: | Yes |
| Brandy or Monica: | Salamando Radio |
| Lauryn Hill or Shania Twain: | Salamando Radio |
| Cherry Poppin Daddies or Brian Setzer Orchestra: | Salamando Radio, dammit! |
| Cats or Dogs: | Inu-Yasha |
| Horses or Cows: | Sheep |
| Swing or Line Dancing: | Die. Now. |
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| DO YOU BELIEVE IN |
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| God: | Evk. |
| Ghosts: | Only when Evk is activly groping me |
| Aliens: | Evk |
| Devil: | Evk |
| Heaven?: | Evk's room, my waterbed |
| Hell: | Joe's basement, Dan's house |
| Santa: | Robot Santa |
| Ouija Boards: | Evk |
| Fortune Tellers: | Matoya |
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| WHO... |
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| Has the best eyes: | Me (Anime, remember?) |
| Has the best hair: | Terra |
| Has the best smile: | Terra |
| Has the cutest ears: | Cabbits must die |
| Has the best body: | Ultima -- Perfect Body |
| Has the best legs: | Colonol Sanders |
| Always has a smile on their face: | Terra |
| Has the best personality: | Kasumi |
| Is the prettiest: | Alma |
| Is the sexiest: | Mr. Sexy |
| Is the sluttiest: | Evk |
| Is the shyest: | ...... |
| Is the biggest spaz: | Zell |
| Is the nicest: | Kasumi |
| Has the biggest mouth: | Face, Mouth |
| Is the weirdest: | Nukey Nuke |
| Is the richest: | Ramen Broth Man |
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| WHO HAS... |
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| Hurt you the most: | Evk |
| Made you the happiest: | Myself (Avk is close second) |
| Kissed you: | Evk |
| Complimented you the most: | Myself |
| Asked you for the most favors: | Evk |
| Asked you out: | Evk |
| Pissed you off the most: | XOOM |
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| MOST LIKELY TO.... |
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| Succeed: | Me |
| Be a lesbian: | Me |
| Be a model: | Square |
| Be a comedian: | Me |
| Be a lawyer: | Ramen Broth Man |
| Be a doctor: | Ramen Broth Kid |
| Be famous: | Face |
| Be a stripper: | Dog |
| Be a president: | Evk |
| Be a singer: | Bards suck. |
| Be a dancer: | Faris, but I may make Lenna one as well. |
