HEY! ATTENTION! THIS IS IMPORTANT! KIND OF! MAYBE! I ONCE ATE A PINECONE! AND IT WASN'T THAT BAD! SO TAKE THAT!
This the resting place of the now dead Salamando's Stove mailing list. Back in time immemorial, we'd send out big mailers full of... words? Hell, I don't remember. Go download the back issues if you're so curious, you ingrateful FUCK.
Right, the back issues. This section used to require a password, but it was really easy to get around, because we're lazy (no, really?). It seems previously you could only get this stuff if you were on the mailing list, or you could evade our very simple protection. Since we no longer send out mail, that's kind of pointless, so here's everything for free.
And don't ask if the mailing list is coming back, because it isn't. Frankly, we're busy guys with lives and careers and right hands that need love, so we're just too busy to do a mailing list the justice it deserves. Plus, go back and read what we did before and look at how much they stink.
So, that's the skinny on this section, and that's all the text I'm going to write. I'm stopping. Right now.
By the way, is it me or does "Back issues" sound like a bad anal sex movie?