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The Death of Aeris
Death of Zero Wing
Interview Thrown Together at the Last Moment
Interview With Hobo Chocobo
Interview With Nall
Interview With the Summoners
Mistakes Corrected
Parappa the Rapper FAQ
Q&A Guys
Salamando Radio FAQ


Death of Zero Wing
Interview Thrown Together at the Last Moment
Interview With Hobo Chocobo
OT - FF Job Classes
OT - More FF Job Classes
OT - Even More FF Jobs
OT - Megaman Weapons
Q&A Guys

Summoner's Stove

Dancing Queen
The Adventures of Cyan


On Trial series -
OT - FF8 OSV part 1
OT - FF8 OSV part 2
OT - FF Job Classes
OT - More FF Job Classes
OT - Even More FF Jobs

The Summoners series -
Q&A Guys
Interview With Hobo Chocobo
Interview With Nall
Interview With the Summoners
Summoner's Stove
Salamando Radio FAQ
Salamando's Stove Issue 4


It's like- Whoa, articles!

Articles are stuff that isn't interactive and isn't a review. Crap that ends up here is usually random stuff about a game, and as such you should read them and then mabye send us some money or maids.

Articles are long documents full of words. To use an article, click on the name of the article you wish to read, then read all the words. Easy and fun. If you don't think our articles are good feel free to go fuck yourself or your parents.

Ah, the summoners. When not beating up me or Cloud, they answer questions sent in by you, our readership. If you're wondering how we can afford them, the answer is Alan Greenspan. Thank you for keeping the unemployment rate at 8%, Alan!

On Trial is basically where we go through and pick out aspects of a game or games that we like or dislike and explain why. It has a rating system that goes from zero stoves (you'd rather bathe in Perdition's flames) to five stoves (you'd rather experience this than bang the maid), with all the various in-betweens.


 
Salamando's Stove is all a big ol' 1999-2000 Zach Francks and Nick Hammer.