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 The Script Shredder

Written and posted by WrexSoul at 1:23 am edt 9-25-99
Welcome to Salamando's Stove's Script Shredder. We call it that because "Mad Libs" is copyrighted and such. So if you know what Mad Libs are, you have the same idea what this is. We have basically taken a speech from a famous video game and left out choice words. It's your job to fill in these blanks. Simple enough? Well, not quite! You have to have an at least passing mastery of the english language as you have to fill in the RIGHT parts of speech. Assume that if I ask for a verb, I mean the present tense of the verb. I'll ask you if something else is necessary. Also, don't include articles or pronouns (a, an, the, those, these, etc.) with the nouns. Adjectives modifying the nouns (smelly sock) in a just noun field will usually work. If you think you're up for the challenge, continue!

A noun

A verb you can do to someone/something (example: "push", "assault")

A verb

A noun with an article (example: "A dog", "An election")

A verb you can do to someone/something

A noun

Another noun

A past tense verb (ending in "-ed")

An adjective

A noun

A past tense verb

A verb

A noun

A noun

An adjective

A person

An adjective

A person

A verb

An exclamation

An occupation

An adjective

Another person

A verb

An object

A condition (example: "poisoned", "proper")

A room

A verb

If the script won't run

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