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 The Script Shredder part 2

Written and posted by WrexSoul at 1:23 am edt 9-25-99
Welcome to the second installment Salamando's Stove's Script Shredder. (Try to say that a few times fast.) In case you haven't already, you can check out our first try. If you don't know what's going on, now, we're basically following the rules of "Mad Libs". We have taken a speech from a famous video game and left out choice words. It's your job to fill in these blanks. Simple enough? Well, not quite! You have to have an at least passing mastery of the english language as you have to fill in the RIGHT parts of speech. Assume that if I ask for a verb, I mean the present tense of the verb. I'll ask you if something else is necessary. Also, don't include articles or pronouns (a, an, the, those, these, etc.) with the nouns. Adjectives modifying the nouns (smelly sock) in a just noun field will usually work. If you think you're up for the challenge, continue!

A transitive verb (does something to something else, e.g. punch, lick, etc) ending in s or es

An adjective

A noun

A place (capitalize and add a 'The' if necessary)

A thing

A noun

A verb ending in s or es

A noun

A plural noun

An adjective

A verb

A verb

An adjective

A transitive verb (does something to something else, e.g. punch, lick, etc) ending in s or es

Some gothy self-pitying sentence

Parts of the body

A part of the body

More parts of the body

A verb ending in ing

A plural noun

A verb ending in ing

An adjective

A noun

A plural noun

Any random word

A type of person

If the script won't run

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