It's here! The 1st issue of Salamando's Stove is enterring the final stages of printing. Those of you who want the best inside-scoop on video game magazines- more than you can find in those OTHER guys' mags- More than you can find on the internet- MORE than even the developers crammed into the official strategy guides- hell, more than there is in the game-- be sure that you get Salamando's Stove, your NEW new source for the best in reviews, previews, and commetnary dribble. Plus we offer something I'm sure you all are at least lukewarm about- something that anybody could offer you with probably higher quality- the amazing daily comic!
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Written by Wrexsoul and posted on 01-17-00.
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