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Visit "Our" Video Game Store!
No matter what it may appear to be, this isn't just a veiled attempt at getting you to click a link for one of our advertisers. It's an actual section. We own EBworld.com. Didn't you know that?

ENTER THE GAMESTORE THAT IS NOT A CHEAP SPONSOR

IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE AFFILIATE OF UH OUR SITE, WE HAVE OUR OWN SITE-RELATED MERCHANDISE!

SALAMANDO'S STOVE T-SHIRTS
GET OUR AMAZING TEE-SHIRTS WITH A LOGO THAT IS AS EMBARASSING AS IT IS UGLY ON IT!

WHITE:
SMALL: $15
MEDIUM: $18
LARGE: $21
X-L: $23
XXL: $25

SOMEHOW EVEN UGLIER BLACK:
SMALL: $15
MEDIUM: $18
LARGE: $21
X-L: $23
XXL: $25

SALAMANDO'S STOVE HATS
BASEBALL CAPS BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH BASEBALL CAPS!

BLACK HAT WITH LOGO:
ONE-SIZE: $25

BLACK HAT WIKTH LITTLE TO NO DIFFERENCE IN THE LOGO, MATERIAL, OR SHIPPING COST:
ONE-SIZE: $35

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SALAMANDO'S STOVE MISCELLANEOUS SHIT
A BACKORDER OF MOUSEPADS AND KEYCHAINS WITH OUR OLD NEBULUS LOGO WHICH DOESN'T SUCK SO WE CAN'T SELL YOU ANY OR IT WOULD TARNISH OUR IMAGE

MOUSE PADS:
out of stock

KEYCHAINS WITH SANDRA BULLOK ON THEM BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU'LL SHELL FOR HOTHOT SANDRA AND ME!:
ONE PIECE: $15, which is more than any normal human should pay for a keychain but you're just a big sucker anyway.

SALAMANDO'S STOVE DILDOS
IN A VARIETY OF STYLES SO YOU CAN SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR THE STOVE EVEN IN YOUR MOST INTIMATE TIMES

BASIC MODEL:
S: $20
M: $25
"SHAFT"-SIZED: $35

VIBRATORS: M: $30 XXXL: $50

LAME JOKES: FREE! HAW! HAW!



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Written by Wrexsoul and Evk and posted on 03-04-01.
This article is 2001 Nick Hammer and Zach Francks.
Evk@salamando.net WrexSoul@salamando.net


 
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