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 Salamando's Stove - Reviews (Issue 7, Feb 2001)
Vagrant Story
So I just got my hands on Square's latest game, Vagrant Story. Does it measure up? I can't tell you now because that would be just too concise so keep reading.

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Final Fantasy IX
Boy, it's a Square game! More than that, it has "Final Fantasy" in the title! Perfect ten! Oh - I guess I should talk about the game or something. Uh, there's this guy who, um, has a tail and uh, he, uh, uh... look, who cares? You know I gave this game a ten. Okay, okay... here's sixteen paragraphs of me kissing Square's ass.

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Legend of Fucking Everything
I don't like this game at all, but it's an RPG, so it must be my fault, because every RPG ever released is a fucking wonderful game. It's even four CDs long, and since most four-cd RPGs are really good, I guess this is my fault for not liking the bad control, horrible story, ugly blotchy graphics, annoying charecters and incredibly stupid battle system.

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Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon 2
Boy! I played a whole ten minutes of this game, and it's really great! I'm sure the numerous glaring errors would become very annoying if you actually owned it, but that isn't going to stop me from giving it a review saying you should and must buy it even though it's a piece of crap. Look at me! I'm a productive member of society!

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Star Ocean II: The Second Story
Enix, best known for Dragon Warrior and not translating a lot of games, has given us Star Ocean II despite not translating Star Ocean I, the asses. Let's take a look at it. Come on. Just click the link. I'll be your freind, okay?

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Written by Wrexsoul and Evk and posted on 03-04-01.
This article is 2001 Nick Hammer and Zach Francks.
Evk@salamando.net WrexSoul@salamando.net

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